Name: Alex Bower
Hometown: Phoenix, AZ
First show: November 12, 2011
Jersey number: 19
Favorite game: Beastie Rap
Player of the Month (May 2012)
Player of the Year (2012)
Quote of the Year (2012)**
Rookie of the Year (2012)
Scene of the Year (2012)
"Why am I old in heaven?"**
"I know you want to court me Sir Galahad but you must draw me from the river of romance first. You drew me from the pond of platonic relationships."
"If you two are quite finished, there is a talking tree amongst you."
"Me and my friend Joey, we come to brutality. We got axe. We got arrow. We make this beanstalk narrow."
"I like my chickens all over me."
"And mine dear squirrel who lives in an astronomy suit I see I love you...but I'm just a sponge."
"You make me sick with your fancy Office Max paper."