Name: Thomas Whittam
Hometown: Orange County, CA
Thomas Whittam was born of a lab experiment gone arwy when Saturn was in the eleventh house some time in the early nineties. The scientists were ordered destroy him, but in an ill-advised moment of compassion they hid him and allowed him to live. They conducted a variety of experiments on him throughout the first few years of his life, determining early on that he was a genius. Proving them wrong became his life's purpose. With single-minded determination, he went on to drop out of not one but three schools, walk away from multiple high-paying careers, and eventually squander his absurdly above average talents working for The Man who ordered his extermination all those years ago. When not carefully designing the machinations which will eventually spur the proletariat to overthrow the bourgeoisie, he enjoys performing improv in the forms of Dungeons and Dragons and ImprovCity.